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Melissa(: asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 10 years ago

What is the funniest excuse you have ever made?

whether it was work or school... please share(:

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  • ROXY
    Lv 7
    10 years ago
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    I told them i was late because a huge tidal wave went through my house, and i had to dry my clothes with a hair dryer !!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Truthfully i'm not all that funny when it comes to remembering stuff but i'm hysterical on the spot

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I Want You To Support Our Troops

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    KFC was having a chicken wing blow out sale

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    My dog licked my butthole and I got really freaked out because she is a girl so I didn't do my homework

    Source(s): BEAT THAT BETCH
  • Yarg
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    Teacher asked why I was late, and I told them it's because I had sex without protection.

  • Juan Garcia
    10 years ago

    I was in the bathroom.

  • re19g79al
    10 years ago

    "Some one **** on the coats."

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    iknhbgvc

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    WHAT EVA! WHAT EVA! EH DO WHA I WANT!

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