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? asked in Society & CultureHolidaysRamadan · 10 years ago

How fellow Muslims will Comment on this, considering Global War Scenario?

The English language has some wonderful collective nouns for the various groups of Animals ....

a Herd of cows,

a School of Fish and

a Gaggle of Geese .......

Pride of Loins,

a Murder of Crows,

an Exaltation of Doves and

a Parliament of OWLS..

Now consider a gathering of Baboons,

They are the LOUDEST,

most DANGEROUS,

most OBNOXIOUS,

most VICIOUSLY AGGRESSIVE and

LEAST INTELLIGENT of all primates !!!

a Group of Baboons is called a CONGRESS !!!

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  • Jonny
    Lv 6
    10 years ago
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    Yes, you are correct on the Baboons who are running the U.S. to the ground.

  • 10 years ago

    Actually, there are three Collective nouns for baboons -

    a flange of baboons

    a congress of baboons; and

    a tribe of baboons.

    Come to think of it, it does describe the Tribe of the flange of Politicians in the Congress very well.

    However, I really think you goofed up with the Lions, because you spelled that Loins and it's not a Pride, but could be a Clash of Loins, if you get what I mean.

    Funny thing is that a Group of Apes is called - "a shrewdness of Apes"!

    Oh, and by the way, I couldn't find an Elation for doves in the list down there at the link below.

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  • 10 years ago

    Quranic verse 49:11 states that you should not make fun of others. I would advise you and all our muslim friends to concentrate on their own character and try to change yourself according to the teachings of Islam.

  • 10 years ago

    a Group of Baboons is called a CONGRESS

    you answered your own question... here ends my comment on this scenarios of yours...

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Lol, that's an insult to baboons. They are much more civilized than US Congress members. ;)

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Zahiddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you hit the spot!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    TELL US HOW WONDERFUL MUSLIM COUNTRIES ARE AND WHY MUSLIMS ARE ARE FLOCKING TO THE EVIL U.S. AND THE UK. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN WONDERFUL MUSLIM COUNTRIES!

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