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? asked in HealthDiseases & ConditionsInfectious Diseases · 10 years ago

Help! I've been bitten by a Zombie! What should I do?

I Don't know what to do. I thought I could reason with it, but now this bite on my arm is starting to hurt and I'm starting to worry. Please, anyone, tell me what I should do?!

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  • John
    10 years ago
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    Well, everyone knows that once you're bitten, the only possible cure is to bite justin bieber (yes, i know it is extremely gross) and then decapitate yourself by any means possible, which could be:

    -shotgun to the head

    -lay your neck on the railway, and wait for a train

    -fail any exam then tell your mom about it

    and many other classics. Be sure to remember to tell someone to double tap you in case you decide to go with the headshot thing. A double tap is always safer.

  • ?
    10 years ago

    Bite as many people as possible to infect them

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    bite me so i would be a zombie too :D

  • gyoung8261
    10 years ago

    Say your goodbyes while you still can. Too late now.

    Source(s): same thing happened to my friend's brother's second cousin twice removed... no lie
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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Tell that blood sucking politician to get away, far, far, away !

  • Country GIRL
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Relax soon you will be one and you can join the rest,,,,,,,,,,,,

    HAVE A SAFE AND hAPPY Halloween

    Source(s): werewolf on the hunt
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