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BOYS ONLY: How is a bad kiss? How does a girl kiss badly?

Allright, so i'm a teenage girl, and i really don't think i'm ugly at all(haha ego, but really).

But the thing is i have never kissed a boy.

I overheard my friends saying that this other girl kisses really badly and that it was like kissing a lawn mower D: Poor girl

Anyway, this guy i like likes me and i think he is going to kiss me at the ball the day (or night) after tomorrow.

BUT WHAT IF I SUCK? i mean really what if I KISS LIKE A LAWN MOWER?? that would be humiliating and awful.

So, dear reader definite a bad kisser. Thank you veryvery much!

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  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    For me, a bad kiss is when a girl kisses too fast too soon. Also there's the case of too much tounge and/or too much saliva. The best way to start a kiss is to go into it slowly, with your mouth in the shape after you say the word "peaches". Of course don't say "peaches" just before you go in for the kiss, cos that'd be f'ing weird. Make sure your lips are soft, and not dry but not dripping wet either.

    As kisses are best started slowly, just continue like this for a while. If the guy then takes the kiss in a certain direction, then just go with the flow and follow his lead (if you find that you don't understand why he's doing what he's doing, that just means HE's a bad kisser). After a while, your lips should be parting more and more, then you can move your tongue in. Start with little touches, tease him just a little bit. I find I appreciate a kiss more if the girl makes me wait for the goods, rather than just ramming her tongue down my throat. When you add more and more tongue, be sure to flick it about. People enjoy kissing with tongues because tongues are sensitive, and flicking motions feel better than two tongues just hitting eachother.

    Continue like this, and you should be fine.

  • dierks
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Bad Kiss

  • 10 years ago

    The only way to be a good kisser is practice so don't feel bad if your first time isn't perfect. Sometimes people just want to believe they are a good kisser and never take the time to get better, just fool themselves. One thing is if the girl opens her mouth too wide and gets her lips above and below his and gets his mouth all wet, yuck. Kissing with too much pressure, I've even had a girl tht used so much pressure we banged teeth, yuck. When you are dating someone sometimes you be a bad kisser on purpose just to be funny, like french kissing and you stick your tongue between her front lip and gumline or just do everything wrong to make it awkward, makes the girl frustrated especially if she is turned on. Kissing isn't just a simple thing.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    TRUST me, you're not gay lol xD (i'm gay by the way). When anyone who's gay/bi kisses another guy ~ it produces endorphins. ..and what comes with endorphins? The need to have MORE. Often gay males who have their first kiss exclaim that "It just felt soo right" ..but in your case you're obviously attracted to females :3 " the thing about him is that in school i act gay to him in front of my friends as a laugh" KARMA! I say this is karma's payback lol.. this is what happens when you TAUNT US BY flirting with us when you KNOW that we'll never get to heart you :3 sucks doesn't it? If people wanna spread rumours then meh. Go on facebook/myspace & look up how many straight guys almost kiss infront of the camera caus they drank too much. You're male :/ dont think so much of it. .

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I've never actually kissed anyone, but I couldn't give less of a **** if it was a bad kiss. That wouldn't matter to me in the slightest. And if you actually like the girl, you won't think the kiss was bad anyway.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    define* a bad kisser....well its a good thing u overheard that because now u have an idea....ur not really a BAD kisser unless u do what ur friends said that the other girl kissed like.....which is going crazy on his mouth....take it easy..ikno ur gonna be anxious and nervous but try to be relaxed thats the best advise....why the lawn mower?....because lawn mowers spit grass everywhere.....try to keep it all INSIDE the mouth....big tips: the slower u are the better....just dont over do it or force it.....be natural and do what comes natural...if he has kissed before then dont do tongue until he starts...then just follow him...its like dancing....u want to both be dancing the same dance to the same genre and to the same pace....good luck!

  • 10 years ago

    When it comes down to it, relax and go with the flow. You will be surprised at how easily it comes to you when you like each other. Most importantly - do what feels good, don't be pressured into doing anything you're not comfortable with and just ENJOY! Good luck! :D

    Source(s): Kissaholic with A LOT of experience!
  • 10 years ago

    Everybody is a bad kisser on the first kiss. It may be as embarrassing as you could possibly imagine, but ask your mom to teach you kiss, this is the best thing you can possibly do. At least this way you will have kissed your mom. That much practice will help a lot.

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