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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 10 years ago

What are the first three things to go when you get old?

1. Your short-term memory.

2. Your long-term memory.

3. The Department of Energy (previously: your short-term memory, but thanks to Rick Perry for a better punch line.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
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    Why is this in jokes and riddles.

  • Viri Darklord
    10 years ago

    1. woodchucks

    2. wood

    3. chucks

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