I am so DUMB I forgot how old I am. Help, Filipinos!?

Why don't you try to ask your wife about this kind of concern, maybe she knows how young are you.

The only problem is, if you cannot remember who your wife is, including her name/s.

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No. I forgot how old I am and I'm Filipino. I tried buying something with a check over the telephone, then I couldn't give them my accurate age. Then they said I was trying to steal someones identity, then the police came to my house but I wasn't there. After that I never forgot my age again.

Count the number of times you can bang your head against the wall in 5 minutes, divided by the number of cigarettes you can fit in your mouth simultaneously lit, add the number of shots you can do before puking, and that's your age. Let us know how it goes!

To get the best result, first give us your 16 digit Credit Card Number... that way we can absolutely hit the mark and guess your age right..

Don't forget to to give your 4 digit PIN code as well.

Ha!ha!ha!

Count the girls that you had for the past years and keep recalling all those good memories that you have with them......in that way you'll remember your age.

Other way:

Try to look at the mirror and see if you have lots of white hair.

Oh dear you don't need to inform us your dumbness. I advise you to go to a bookstore and buy "Dumb for Dummies"

Goodluck figuring out your age. Good day!

It is changing every year you know. So why try to remember an always changing information?

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Just subtract the year you was born from this year to get your age.

Dumb doesn't quite cover it.