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Blonde Joke for all brunettes?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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  • Adios
    Lv 7
    10 years ago
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    Very cute -- it's rare nowadays to find a good blonde joke you haven't heard before.

    If you were selling the joke, I would definitely pay 26 cents so you would for sure "get YOUR quarterback (with a one cent profit no less !!) !!

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