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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 10 years ago

Death Poll : Does Heaven have Yahoo Answers?

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes,God has Top Contributor badge in the new and improved Atheists section & 6 of the Angels are regulars in STDs ,Jesus is still Suspended at this time but i've heard he'll get a new account for Easter.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Yes, a Yahoo Answers Heaven version :)

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    no, in heaven you will already know all the answers to your questions

  • Patchouli Pammy
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Judging by most of the answers we're all going to the fiery furnace anyhow so does it matter?!!

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I ain't going to heaven but i hope they have it in hell

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I'll never know...rockers are destined to be on The Highway To Hell.

  • Audrey Xx
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    A one without glitches, trolls and guidelines? Yes.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    LOL..I hope so otherwise what would I do when Im bored or at work? Ha!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    lol no,i aint sure though,cuz in every religion im going to hell...wont be able to check =p

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    heaven doesn't have any answers it seems.

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