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Jaeson i asked in HealthMental Health · 10 years ago

Could someone give me any advice for my addiction problem?

Is there any rehab facility or hotline for sushi addiction that I can call for help? I can't even sleep at night from thinking about the savory and delicious slice of raw salmon slipping against my tongue. I end up staying awake all night and counting down until the nearest sushi bar opens it's doors in the morning.

Can someone help me please?

Update:

I've been to Japan occasionally. They don't have 24 hour sushi bars either. The Chef has to sleep you know!

Sorry pal, SUSHI ORAL SEX.

I don't think anyone bothers to study in the branch of sushi addiction in psychology.

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  • 10 years ago
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    Heres what your thought process should be:

    1. I like the pink flesh.

    2. I like things raw.

    3. I like it slick and slippery.

    4. I like shoving the pink, raw, and slippery flesh into my mouth.

    5. I like repeating the motion over and over again.

    After you've thought it over some, you should have your additction problem solved.

  • 10 years ago

    LMFAO! move to japan!

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