Why Me

Ok. So yesterday, I got a brand new computer. When I opened the package, there was the brand new shiny computer that I bought yesterday. However, when I opened it up and said hello to it, it didn't answer me back. At first, I though it was a little shy so I gave it some water. It wouldn't drink it so I had to force it down the opening in the side. My, what a small mouth it has. And its shaped awkwardly too! Anyways, it started making buzzing noises so I decided that maybe it needed power so I connected the power cord. It made a static noise and I said: O hi whats your name? Then the computer became very rude and started smoking up! Now, its burned my brand new desk that I put it on! :( What should I do to make it happy?

I am planning on eating a happy meal but I don't know if it will really make me happy. If it doesn't, will I get cancer and die? Will I get too happy and crash into another car? Will I have to be put into rehab if I get too high off it? I am sooo excited about eating one but I'm scared at the same time. What is the best suggestion from you?

Just wanted to know for my biology class. Thanks.

If you don't agree with me, you can go _______________________________________.

I need a definition for "yellow" (color) that does not include scientific concepts or real-life examples. Thanks.

So I was writing and doing my homework and all of a sudden, nothing came out of the tip. At first, I thought it was an air bubble, but when I tried for 10 minutes and still nothing came out, I knew the pen ran out of ink. Now what will I do? How will I be able to survive if my pen runs out of ink. I'm really scared. Please help!!!

I currently have a call of duty account linked to my PSN account. I need to know step-by-step how to upload segments of the videos. As of now, I have at most 1 free spot in my fileshare. How do I stop at the perfect 30 seconds to make a smooth transition between the segments after I upload the videos? Is there a faster and easier way to do this without spending money for a capture card? Thanks.

I have two videos of black ops. One is captured with a digital camera (SD Card) the other is with the built in theater mode. Which of the two videos has better quality? Also, does anyone know how to capture black ops videos in hd without capture card? Thanks.

Camera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQIZvpNJgJM

Theater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_EXri1OBnE

So in response to the question

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=201102...

that I posted, my friend shot me with a Nerf gun so I got mad and shoved a dart down his throat like the answerer said but now he is choking. Please help as I can't eat all the pizza by myself and I don't want to have leftovers to have to eat tomorrow.

I was at my friend's house and walking to the kitchen when someone shot me in the back. The impact threw me on the floor, face down and I can't see who shot me. My friend went to get pizza and luckily, I had my Iphone so I went on this website. Please help! I can't move because my bones seem despondent. My back hurts a lot and I'm afraid the shooter is going to shoot me again.