Has there ever been a study done on which direction the tassels spin on strippers in the southern hemisphere?

Yes there has been...according to Wikipedia, Australian researchers tied tassels on 4 wallabies, three Platypus and several Brush Tailed Possums..its unfortunate that the results were inconclusive- in large part due to the constant and wild masturbating practiced by the participating researchers!!...

but because the Ozzies choose to have Christmas in the summer, water in their toilets draining counterclockwise, and due to their time running abnormally ahead of the real world, my guess is that tassels down there move in and out..**however keep in mind i was also masturbating wildly while answering this question~

No. Well, not that most people are aware of anyways. There were secret tassel trials going on in the Cook Islands of New Zealand. The whole thing was very hush hush. Rumor has it that a couple strippers were spinning their tassels in opposing directions as per the instructions of the team of examiners and experts. That set off the disastrous Perfect Pasty Storm. Hundreds perished. Now you know. Now you know, my friend.

I applaud your interest in science, Tim, but I think the Australians are putting their research dollars into more pressing issues, such as:

how many shrimp can fit on the Barbie, and do you have to buy her a drink before dressing her in shrimp?

just how big can you make a can of beer and still fit a six pack of it in the fridge?

how long can we keep the secret of making onions bloom in the outback?

what, exactly, are Subaru's intentions towards our land, and if they're honorable, why haven't they put a ring on it yet??

as to which direction the tassels spin, most breastsesses are "handed" in the same way that feet are - so to the right.

About two years ago, I saw a research project from UCLA that concluded women definitely find muscular men more attractive than fat slobs.

In short, the government will shell out big money in research grants to find the answers to questions dumber than this, Tim; start filling out some forms!

PS, while you're at it, I would also like to know if dual spinning can be achieved by a stripper straddling the equator, if you know what I mean.

I chair the board of the Australian International Memorial Foundation of Funbag Research Institute which has just performed a meta-analysis involving all 1234 strip bars/cafes/orphanages/brothels in my electoral region. The results are in next weeks edition of the Lancet and I don't want to spoil the surprise but you might find that the page 3 girl is in fact your wife.

Counter clockwise. However, silicone implants can throw the whole theory off kilter.

Not sure, but grandma said she'd be only too happy to give you a show, you young whipper snapper you.

She also said to tell you, she has no teeth. What bearing that has on this 'research' I don't want to think...

they spin counter-clockwise

nope but there should be