Hey how did you get that scar?

Which one? This one I got getting hit by a puck playing hockey. This one, I got slashed playing lacrosse. This is from a car accident. This one is from a kick that landed too hard during karate practice. This one I got at work, I cut myself on a sharp piece of aluminum siding, and here I burned myself with a soldering iron. I haven't had one for a while, but I'm getting my hip replaced on Tuesday, so that will leave an interesting one, I suppose. Sounds like a lot, but I don't look like Frankenstein, honest.

Surgery

From surgery when I was a kid.

Now I have a question for you: how did you know about a scar that's only visible when I'm not wearing underwear?

Saving a baby from a grizzly bear.

I passed out and hit my forehead at the edge of the door.

My sister pushed me down some stairs..

i accidentally ran a drill into my arm at work a couple years ago

I wrestled a bear...

Needless to say I got my *** kicked...

I fell off the balcony.....seriously!! :-}

My cereal bit me :/