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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 9 years ago

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Think about it.....he doesn't cut his hair, but finds time to shave in the jungle?!?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    hmmmmmm....mayb he isnt that stupid to make a knife to shave.....hmmmmmm

    but heres another question: where did he get the shaving cream?? he couldve use the water has a mirror

  • Malachi Stokes
    9 years ago

    Cartoons dont make sence

    daffy duck comes out of the shower with a towel yet doesnt wear clothes throughout the day

    and the cartoons wear the same clothes everyday

  • David
    9 years ago

    Because even uncivilized ape-man can find the time to shave for a woman.

  • Big John
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Because he hasn't reached puberty yet.

    He has no body hair!

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    ya,living in the jungle

    looks more like cody lundin

  • Daniel J
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Well, he looks Native American, and their genetics often prevent facial hair.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    It's on his scrotum

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