Do you know any conjugation jokes?

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Please tell me any jokes like this one:

     "I glow; you perspire; she sweats like a pig."

Notice the I ... you ... he/she pattern.  The joke says the same thing about all three people, but uses a positive connotation for the speaker and a negative connotation for the absent third person.

I heard this joke and several others like it many years ago, but I can only remember this one.  There were a whole slough of others.  Do you know any?  Feel free to make them up, too.

Nigel8ball · Accepted Answer

I smell sweet; you have an odor; he stinks like an outhouse in the middle of August.

I am good; you are okay; but she is so bad even the Devil doesn't want her.

I am handsome; you're not bad looking; but she's so ugly Stevie Wonder wouldn't date her.

OR - I am handsome, you are fairly good looking; but she's so ugly she makes Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell look good.

I shoot great pool; you aren't too bad; he can't make two balls in a row if you spotted him one.

Hope some of these are helpful.
Hey, have a very Merry Christmas and be careful New Year's Eve.
Remember, that's amateur night.

.

Anonymous · Answer

Good one!

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