Any good controversial jokes?

Ask Jimmy Carr.

An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course.

The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says: “Buon tiro”, which means “Good shot”. The Italian businessman replies: “Grazie”.

The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of French he says: “Tir fantastique”, which means “Fantastic shot”. The French businessman replies: “Merci”.

The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the hole, a hole in one! The American businessman doesn’t know many Japanese words or phrases but when he dated a Japanese girl during his overseas business trips she used to moan when he made love to her and she would shout out “Ura-ana, ura-ana”, and which he repeats to his Japanese guest . The Japanese businessman replies: “What do you mean, wrong hole?”.

What's the difference between a black guy and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family

A blonde women goes home with a black man. The blonde says "show me if it's true what they say about black men"

So the guy gets a knife, stabs her and steals her purse.

A cat falls into a river, and a rooster laughs. Whats the moral of the story??

A Wer ***** makes a happy ****.

Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, .... so he gave her one.

Go on Sickipedia. That'll help you out.

What are the least sexy girls?

Vegetarians.