I fell on a carrot and now it's stuck, HELP!?

LOL. Go to the hospital to get it removed, or you could try pushing it out..

Okay, let me tell you what you need to do.

1.) Take another carrot.

2.) Grab a roll of toilet paper.

3.) A rubber glove.

4.) Vaseline.

Now, put the carrot in your mouth, put on the glove, cover it in vaseline and reach up in there and pull that f***er out. Remove the glove and wipe.

And if all else fails, go to the ER instead of wasting your time posting the question to yahoo answers, moron.

Im a certifued doctor for carots up the u no what so here is what u do

1.eat exactly 1/6 of a carrot

spin around for 12.6 seconds

2. Screen I an in love with balls rly loud

It will then slide out

I'm about to lose my mind.

Its been in there for so long

You're running out of time.

You need a doctor

Go call a doctor.

You need a doctor, doctor, to bring the carrot back to life.

Depending how far you might be able to fish it out by hand, or it might be able to come out when you're in the bathroom. When worse comes to worse- you'll have to see a doctor- probably at the hospital to get it removed

here are my answers

1 cry like a baby and then when you come to your senses **** bricks

2 stop bitching and **** bricks

3 use that carrot and go anal masturbation with it

4 just jerk off and it will come out

it's up to you to choose the best choice

Dude... just take a ****... itll work... TRUST ME im a not a doctor!