What punishment should be meted out to parents who give their children embarrassing names?

The child should get to call their mother by her age and their father by his waist size and add baldy in there somewhere

The parents should live with those names for 24 hours. They'd soon get sick of being called "Chardonnay" or "Leonardo" .

Their kids should call them embarrassing names in public

Nothing. What a dumb question.

my friend's name is Barb and her sister's name is Frannie. they're 14 and 16. ID KILL MY MOM IF SHE GAVE ME ONE OF THEM NAMES

Their kids will put them in an old-folks home at the earliest opportunity.

I don't know. Me and my brother Doris are fine with our names.

It should be illegal for them to reproduce. I can't stand parents who give their children stupid names.

Human Centipede, ha ha.

They should be forced to say that name over and over like a thousand times.... then given a rest... then again.... over and over a thousand times.... then a rest...then a thousand times... then a rest etc.... you know how words start to sound really fkn dumb when you say them over and over....