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justin l
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justin l asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

So I have a son. What do you think Christians?

We had to part at his birth and so he never got to know me. He was adopted and never told he was adopted so he doesn't know I even exist and has no proof of my existence. I still really love him a lot and so I wanted to contact him. Well lets not get into the details but I'm not able to see him in person so I sent a messenger on my behalf. I asked him to tell my son about me.

I asked him to tell him that I am his father. I love him very much. If he accepts me as his father I have a mansion he can stay with me in ten years. But he has to love me and believe I exist.

The messenger came back and told me my son said he doesn't believe I exist and he thinks that my messenger is crazy!

I told my messenger to go back and give him one more final message.

Tell him that if he accepts me he might get that promotion at work, or he might find a 20 dollar bill lying on the ground. Also most important dont forget the mansion. Mention that again please. and one other thing.

Tell him if he doesn't believe that I am his real father I will pour gasoline over his head and burn him. FOREVER!

Sincerely,

-Jesus/GOD

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Update:

@Dani- Thankfully you don't get that. No one should find that morally acceptable. I am glad you are one of those people.

Update 2:

@Menard K- God Is the sick one. Glad you see that this is sick.

Update 3:

For those of you a little slow. Try replacing 'Me' in this story with 'GOD' and try replacing 'my son' in the story with 'ANYONE', you me, your friends whoever. Anyone that is asked to accept god without any evidence and has to hear it from a messenger second hand.

OK wheels turning, turning.. I think you got it now! Hooray! ;-)

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  • Menard K
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    Troll question

    or Sick puppy

    whatever .....

  • Aunt Trudy
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    GOD will eventually clean house.

    If you don't believe then how can GOD possibly save you from the gasoline? It can't any more simple then believing. Yet if you can't manage that, then you will eventually die. It's really quite simple. Alas, if you really didn't believe you wouldn't care or be here no?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Yup, That's the bible for you! xD

  • ?
    9 years ago

    You missed the point that Jesus chose to come and give Himself in death for the sins of mankind. He was not "murdered" by His Father.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    this relates to Christianity, not at all.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    what the..... heck i did not get the part where you pour gasoline over his head and burn him??

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