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Yahoo has too put ***************** to cover up any scary words that might hurt my big baby feelings.

What do you think about the pussifacation of america?

...wouldn't a slap to the face have been a less harsh punishment for turning her head? Am I right Christians? A slap to the face would have kept her in line. If only Lot had beaten his wife more...

If you find the talk of beating women offensive. You may want to rethink your worship of a god that has done so much horror to women much worse than a slap. My question to you Christians. How can you worship this thing, this creature that you call god?

That mentions satan killing thousands of people in a flood. Name a verse where satan has commanded one army to destroy another army. Name one verse where satan has turned a woman to a pillar of salt for turning her head. But God did all those things.

I am high and I was wondering what that means in the grander scheme of things? I mean I'm high enough to post this.

10 points for the genius that comes up with the answer first!

Too many people talking about eating humans and killing themselves. Must be the weather.

3.3333... is really 3 1/3 , so even though it seems infinite it is not. It is just hard to describe. Also 3.3333... Isn't a real number! so that's another thing they have in common!

...God creates a global flood and massacres millions upon millions and that's ok? When was that ever OK? Why do we ow god anything? He sounds like he has made his line in the sand. He cares nothing for us. mainly because he doesnt exist. but if he did, man what a monster!!

The leaders of Time Warner seem to be at war with the public. They are the main sponsorship of SOPA. Their business practices are shady. They are not focused on providing amazing service and entertainment. They are focused on fleecing as much as they can out of the public and offering as little as possible. They want to control us like a herd, they are not in our best interest. They need a free market wake up call.

I have no evidence! Also I have no God, I've got nothing folks! Proved it!

If you got any problems with this proof I suggest you just prove god and that should remove my current evidence.

Do you think they will go to hell since its obvious they would not accept your religion as they have been brought up otherwise? Some people haven't even heard of Christ.

So I see a question that is a little offensive. I take the time to put a long answer. I submit it. I check back a few minutes later and the question is deleted!

I am more offended by the censorship police here than any question. I am not so touchy that a question would offend me.

Listen, there are plenty of good reasons to delete certain questions or answers but deleting something merely becuase baby got hurt feelings is not one of them.

But the rules are about how to treat each other. Wouldn't it make sense we treat each other as we want to be treated. Why would you need an absolute morality for what seems like an obvious result of people interacting. Secondly, if there is a morality that is bigger than us just getting along, then who would this be effecting? God? How could we possibly mess things up with him? How can you wrong a god? How can you insult a being that has all power and control of everything? What is there to be accountable to? Thats like me wanting the protazoa in my mouth to follow my teachings.. I could give a rats a ss what the protazoa are doing in there.

Why did he have to make poop come out of it? Of all the important stuff he is done because he is "mysterious" and its "his plan" The anus really baffles me. Seriously guys, there better be no anuses in heaven. No wait, had an idea, changed my mind, giggity goo.

Now that this great man has passed I wonder when the attacks will start. Since the only way any of you could ever win an argument with him is to argue with your straw man that cannot respond back anymore.

...and threaten me with eternal torment if I don't do it?

I was wondering because I farted and my fart smelled. I think that means its god since there is only one creator.

We had to part at his birth and so he never got to know me. He was adopted and never told he was adopted so he doesn't know I even exist and has no proof of my existence. I still really love him a lot and so I wanted to contact him. Well lets not get into the details but I'm not able to see him in person so I sent a messenger on my behalf. I asked him to tell my son about me.

I asked him to tell him that I am his father. I love him very much. If he accepts me as his father I have a mansion he can stay with me in ten years. But he has to love me and believe I exist.

The messenger came back and told me my son said he doesn't believe I exist and he thinks that my messenger is crazy!

I told my messenger to go back and give him one more final message.

Tell him that if he accepts me he might get that promotion at work, or he might find a 20 dollar bill lying on the ground. Also most important dont forget the mansion. Mention that again please. and one other thing.

Tell him if he doesn't believe that I am his real father I will pour gasoline over his head and burn him. FOREVER!

Sincerely,

-Jesus/GOD

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If he claimed he was the son of god would you believe it?

Does someone have to write about it in an old book for you to believe it?

...for the spread of critical thought and skepticism?