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If Jesus rose from the dead that makes him a zombie. Wouldn't he want to eat brains?
6 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
You'd think so wouldn't you?
- goldenkhalilLv 59 years ago
Jesus was RESURRECTED and ASCENDED. Spoke to a few people. Went to Puratory and took allllllllllllllllllllllllll the people who had died before he came to Heaven.
zombies = reanimated with a craving for human flesh! Hardly ever speaks mostly grunts, groans and moans. Sends a lot of people to Hell lol
- Greg JLv 69 years ago
Just because all zombies are reanimated, that doesn't mean all resurrected beings are zombies.
That's like saying since dogs have fur, cats must be dogs because they have fur.
It's the fallacy of false analogy.
- Anonymous9 years ago
He eats the brains of Christians...
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