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If you came with a disclaimer, what would the fine print say?
Mine would be something similar to this:
*DISCLAIMER!*
Please, don't underestimate the packaging.
May contain nuts.
Expect the unexpected.
Handle with caution.
What you get is not always what you see.
Has to learn everything the hard way - usually twice
Discontinue use if nausea or dizziness occurs....
19 Answers
- .Lv 69 years agoFavorite Answer
*DISCLAIMER!*
don't F*ck with me! repercussions ensues certain consequences *will take chances with the authorities and in a court of law, that being State Capitalism or the Yahoo Answers Team*
substance intoxication is an ineffective escape from how screwed up everything is right now on a global scale.
give loyalty and honesty thou shalt receive loyalty and honesty in return.
if not familiar with each other on a personal level if I scratch your back PLEASE scratch mine or we are DONE!
inhabits sound mentality until things get ugly which can trigger a potential psycho path.
love me? I will love you back with all my heart and soul.
my birth certificate states "Brian, do try but abandon all hope ye who enter here."
NEVER, underestimate your opponent, for excessive arrogance will be your demise.
Source(s): Oh how I do like yours Barbie <3 - ?Lv 49 years ago
*DISCLAIMER*
Do not exceed recommended dose
Do not attempt to understand or read mind
Will be pessimistic about anybody who comes into contact
Has difficulty understanding the world outside method acting
May cause dizziness or prolonged headaches due to exposure to deep thinking and mysterious quietness
Keep in close proximity to iPod and cinema at all times
- 9 years ago
Disclaimer
Nice Squirrel till provoked than u see the rabid one come out.
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- Anonymous9 years ago
Disclaimer:
This company is responsible for giving you this product, not explaining this product for you. Have fun with that.
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Disclaimer!
Not exactly like in the picture.
Can change from day to day.
Use at your own risk.
Answer mine?
- mattapan26Lv 79 years ago
For entertainment purposes only.
Does not operate in water.
Insert chocolate for best results.
- 9 years ago
Disclaimer: If you say disgusting things to me over an online messenger, I will expose you and embarrass you for it if I am in a bad mood, or if you do it enough.
Source(s): Poor Brian up there should've read the fine print before messing with me. ;) - ?Lv 79 years ago
**DISCLAIMER**
Not suitable for under-5s, over-50s, Vegetarians, hippies or the Politically Correct.
