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? asked in PetsFish · 9 years ago

So, a jellyfish bit me. Am I going to die? Or can I live for another day?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    PEE ON YOUR FEET!!! seriously..like right now, just pee. it will make it better, and it gives you a reason for once to piss your pants and not look like a dumbass :) haha "DID YOU JUST PISS YOUR PANTS MATE?!" "oh yeah, sorry, just got stung by a jellyfish, its all cool.." "oh, ill take you to a doctor" see, thats how everything works out :) you pee your pants=someone asks and u go to the hospital for free. lol your welcome :)

    Source(s): MY BRAIN! 0.0 HAHAHA
  • Jellyfish don't bite, they sting and considering you're typing this question and will live to see the answer....you won't die. If you did get stung by a poisonous jellyfish, you'd be dead by now and certainly be feeling some serious pain.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    The good final album i offered grew to become right into a Jim Croce perfect hits CD for my mom. The final album i offered for myself a grey vinyl version of Pelican's March Into the sea, and Mudhoney's Superfuzz Bigmuff EP (the unique Sub Pop vinyl in marbled blue). BA: I dug the Jellyfish music.

  • 9 years ago

    Was it a big one? How big was it? What shape? How long ago? If you are alive long enough to post this, then most likely you are fine. btw, jellyfish don't bite, they sting. if there is a big mark where you got stung, it wouldn't hurt to go to a minute clinic, or call your doctor.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Jellyfish or king cobra?

    One day or year?

    You are on the wrong website here.

    You ought to post all questions related to death only to God Himself, friend.

    Amen.

  • 9 years ago

    check what jellyfish bit you and see if it a harmless jellyfish

  • 9 years ago

    You're probably going to die tonight...

  • 9 years ago

    Pee on it or soak it in vinegar, than see a doc!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    GET YOURSELF TO A DOCTOR NOW!! !!

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