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Is it disrespectful to pray when I am taking a dump on the toilet?

Will God hear my prayers?

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  • Jim
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    >Your question is meant to be crude and offensive, but nevertheless God has said, all prayers are heard...without a single condition. Since God is in each of us, even during our most private moments, don't think you would be the first human being in the history of the human race that has done just exactly that.

  • 9 years ago

    Prayer is simply communication except with something/one in the unseen world. So to answer your question keeping that in mind, it all depends: if you feel it's disrespectful to talk to your parents or anyone while taking a dump on the toilet, then it would make sense that you would feel the same way about God. God and all that exists in the unseen world [who care to hear your prayer] will hear your prayer. Those in the unseen world who couldn't careless about what you're praying for, won't pick up the phone so to speak. Only time will tell if anyone (including God) heard it. Give it a try and see what happens and how long it took to get a response. Have fun.

  • 9 years ago

    I don't think so - I've done some casual praying on the toilet myself. God made that part of you so why would it bother Him? God would be more concerned with what's in your heart while praying on the toilet.

  • Zexion
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    It is disrespectful, considering how the Bible tells you to defecate outside your camp grounds and to bury it ಠ_ಠ

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    God loves feces. Google it.

    He uses human excrement many times in the bible.

  • 9 years ago

    Naw... that's a good use of your time.

    Even Jesus took dumps, and probably had diarrhea too sometimes! lol

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Sounds like a real time-saver to me.

    Source(s): Hey, a few well-placed grunts while pushing the poop could also be used for emphasis on those issues you want god to really hone in on.
  • 9 years ago

    Only when you are focusing on your bowel products as well.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    he wont anyway because canadians dont have souls

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    yeah pretty much

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