If you had your way, what would be written on your door mat?

Don't bother... if i wanted to see you, i'd send an invite

"mene, mene, tekel u'harsin"

phrase from Daniel (in the Bible I had best add for the thicko's amongst you) that contains more than one arcane language pun - should get the Jehova's Witnesses off the door mat at least, maybe even the TV Licensing idiots, worth a try.....

If you had your way, what would be written on your door mat?

In bold

One big happy family

Small print

Lives down the street

I have one of those at home it always gets weird comments :p

If you are a salesman , get out. If you are trying to persuade me to your religion , dont bother. If you are here to see me in truth and sincerity as a friend then welcome. If i do not know you , the dooe remains closed, leave Of course this will be in small letters.

You Have Til the

Count of 3...

Only Kings and Queens take the next step forward..

"Well..Are Ya Just Gonna Stand There?!" or "You're Too Beautiful To Hang Your Head" or "What Now?!" There are so many ways to go with this Dolores.

Get lost. Kthxbye

Beware of the budgie, he whistles on the dog. True.