What is the most annoying question I could ask on here?

I think you should ask what to name your photography business.

I only saw that 32 times this week.

In the visual arts section? Ok......

1. What should I draw

2. How can a get ____________ for free

3. How can I use Photoshop to make my photos look "professional"

4. Am I pretty?

5. How do I get good at drawing

6. Which Wacom tablet should I buy

7. Will you make me a logo for my crappy death metal band, Goat Blood Sacrifice, and so on

8. What's the secret behind Mona Lisa's smile

9. What do you think of this close up photo of an eye/flower/cat

10. Where can I find good Anime porn

Any of these would work.

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Everyone has got them pretty well covered by the time I am seeing this. At least you have given people a chance to vent a little. I suppose the one that gets me the most is the "name my business" nonsense. That is so absurdly idiotic on so many levels that I now usually just skip over them.

Any question, be it stupid or not, that has been asked what seems like thousands of times over and over really gets frustrating too. Why will people not do a simple search first. That also goes for not searching Google, and not reading their own damn camera manual.

steve

Will you photoshop this watermark out of this picture for me? I don't want to have to pay for it.

Am I pretty?

How can I be a model?

I want to be a professhunal fotografer. What kind of holga camera should I buy? and its collorary:

Why did my pictures come out bad on my Holga/Diana?

What should I name my photo business? I got a DSLR yesterday and want to go pro now. My first wedding is Saturday. I need a good facebook name.

On the photography section,

"What is the best photography camera?"

I'm sorry.. what is a photography camera?

On this website as a whole,

"Am I pregnant?"

I can't tell you if you are or not. Go to a friggin' doctor or take a test.

Any question - any at all - which includes the words '10 points for best answer!'

Right, like we didn't know that already. Also, questioners who use this tired old come-on never, ever award best answer.

"How do I get my photos out there, I am a 14 year old and I have been told I take great pictures, here's my portfolio." Then followed by a deletion when everyone doesn't gush over out of focus images.

How do you do that thing where one thing is colour and and all the other things are black and white?

Where can I buy a professional camera for (like) $200... I'm doing a wedding (like) this weekend?

It's a toss-up between the two for me...

"I've been hired for a photo-shoot/wedding. What settings should I use?"

....really? Someone's paying you when you don't fully understand exposure yet?

"What should I take pictures of?" is another one. It's kind of a "if you have to go to other people for

this, you'll probably not make it very far" thing.

"Is this photo any good?"

Responses are negative... ABORT! *asker deletes question*

Five minutes later... "What do you think of this photo? :)"

Same photo as before... same response as before... same reaction: OH NOES TEH NEGATIVITY! MY FRAGILE FEELINGS! *delete*

Rinse, repeat... bonus points if the asker is butthurt enough to send nasty emails to everyone who gave an honest critique. I love those.