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War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges!

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Miner Refuses to Work after Death

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Passing wind strands Ferry passengers

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Antique Stripper To Demonstrate Wares At Store

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