Help,a frog went up my butt, what should I do?

First you will want to obtain padded tongs to remove the frog from your rear end, they must be padded as to not injure the frog. To avoid further embarrassment I suggest you do the next part alone. With 300 rolls of duct tape and a towel you will need to make a sort of swing attached to a tree branch that you can lay on. Use 290 rolls of duct tape to make the swing and the towel will be what you will be on, the towel is attached to the two duct tape ropes from the tree you just made. Use the remaining 10 rolls to harness yourself to the swing face down. This next part is very important, you should have a bottle of advil with you, swallow the whole thing, even the plastic bottle, this will help push the frog out and will also soothe your pain. After swallowing, the frog should be fairly close to your rear end, reaching under yourself use the tongs to go up there and take the frog out. By this time the forest trolls will have gathered, do not be alarmed by their presence they wish only to help you. Once the frog is out you will probably start overdosing on the advil, do NOT PANIC. The forest trolls came to help you and will take care of you until you are completely healed. You will be unconscious for much of your time with the trolls, when you wake up you will be in your bed with a sparkly bandage over your butt. You are now safe and may take the bandage off after three days. Remember to pray to the forest trolls for the rest of your life for their kind hearted nature.

U should fart and it will shoot out of your butt . Or try pooping again and it will come out . But first try farting if nothing works try sticking your hand and try to grab it's legs of something and pull it out . But is it big or small and I don't think it will be easy for a frog to get in your butthole

Send a gerbil up with a flashlight and dehydrated crickets.

ask Richard Gere..he has experience in things like this

It sounds like you're going to croak.

Do you know that question: "what crawled up your butt and died?" Well, now we know.

I just love a good serious question, thanks.

poop!!!!!!! Poop!! It send a fart flying (: