Steps To Take A Shower?

First, you should get some body soap, a towel, and probably some shampoo.

Then, you will want to leave the towel outside the shower but close enough that it's easy to reach so that you don't have to drip water everywhere.

Get in the shower.

Close the curtain/door.

Turn on the shower to the desired temperature.

Scrub the shampoo through your hair and coat your body with soap.

Rinse off.

Make sure to wash your armpits and genitals. The latter you can wash as many times as you want, if you're in the mood (and it's not a public shower, since that's just common courtesy).

Rinse completely off. Turn off water, grab your towel, towel dry, and exit the shower.

CLEAN! \m/

You get soap, and throw it at people named Steve, and after a while, you will get clean.

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