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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesTheatre & Acting · 9 years ago

What are good monologues?

I need a Shakespeare monologue and a contemporary monologue for my audition to drama school.

I'm an 18 year old girl and can't really do comedy. Any suggestions?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago
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    Shakespeare

    Macbeth:

    LADY MACBETH- What beast was't, then,

    That made you break this enterprise to me?

    When you durst do it, then you were a man;

    And, to be more than what you were, you would

    Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place

    Did then adhere, and yet you would make both:

    They have made themselves, and that their fitness now

    Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know

    How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me:

    I would, while it was smiling in my face,

    Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums,

    And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you

    Have done to this

    A Midsummer Nights Dream:

    HELENA- O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent

    To set against me for your merriment:

    If you we re civil and knew courtesy,

    You would not do me thus much injury.

    Can you not hate me, as I know you do,

    But you must join in souls to mock me too?

    If you were men, as men you are in show,

    You would not use a gentle lady so;

    To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts,

    When I am sure you hate me with your hearts.

    You both are rivals, and love Hermia;

    And now both rivals, to mock Helena:

    A trim exploit, a manly enterprise,

    To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes

    With your derision! none of noble sort

    Would so offend a virgin, and extort

    A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport.

    Contemporary

    Crimes of the Heart:

    Monologue where Babe talks to Meg about how she killed her husband.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    One of Shakespeare's best monologues is 'Puck's Monologue' from A Midsummer Night's Dream.

    Puck:

    If we shadows have offended,

    Think but this, and all is mended;

    That you have but slumbered here

    Whilst these visions did appear.

    And this weak and idle theme,

    No more yielding but a dream,

    Gentles, do not reprehend;

    If you pardon, we will mend.

    And, as I am an honest Puck,

    If we have unearned luck

    Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,

    We will make amends, ere long,

    Else, the Puck a liar call.

    So, goodnight unto you all!

    Give me your hands, if we be friends,

    And Robin shall restore amends.

    Hope it is long enough- it is an incredibly famous extract. Good luck!

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