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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

bad news;chuck norris died last night?

good news; now better and will return to work tomorrow.

Update:

jake-he only died so he could go to hell and kick someones @ss, back before lunch.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    ok well how did he die then

    oh, I see. That's pretty bad @ss

  • Heather
    9 years ago

    Chuck Norris died years ago, Death just afraid to tell him.

  • Heyitsme
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Poor Chuck.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Look up where is chuck norris and hit im feeling lucky

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  • ////
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    The best news is that his career "died" a long time ago.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    chuck norris played dead because he wanted to, who would stop him? he is a crazy fukc

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    chuck norris has a two-inch dick.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    He's hiding around with Osama.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    He never dies

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