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secret monkey girl asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 9 years ago

What is your favorite joke ever?

Mine is ''A dyslexic man walks into a bra''

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  • Marie
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks, "How much do polar bears weigh?". The girl looks at him funny,

    "I don't know?"

    "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Steve."

    (it's much better saying it in person, wish a mock handshake etc)

  • Jelli
    9 years ago

    Math illiteracy effects every 8 out of 5 people.

  • Steve B
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    With me, my favourite joke depends on a lot of things like what I'm thinking of, what mood I'm in, which ones I remember, etc. As such, my favourite joke changes all the time.

  • D
    9 years ago

    It's kind of stupid but cracks me up every-time What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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  • ideaquest
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    A boy died while drinking fresh milk.

    What happened?

    "The cow sat down."

  • Candice Unknown
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    "Did you get tickets to the show"

    "what show"

    "the gun show" *flashes muscle"

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