What is your preferred toilet paper brand to use whilst taking a dump?

I find Cottonelle to be the best for me. It's strong, it's soft, it's efficient, and it doesn't leave toilet paper lint in my crevices. I hate toilet paper lint!

Charmin. I love looking at the art on the wrapper while I'm taking a dump.

anything as long as it's thick enough that my finger doesn't poke through the paper causing poo to get stuck uner my nail then my finger stinks for a week. Most of the time I save money by wiping with those subscription cards you get in the middle of magazines

first of all, i'm a son of an ocean.. 2d, bathroom paper is for suckers.. that's a delusion propagated by ability of the guy that folk want soft paper to wipe themselves. this is why individuals are so damned soft.. i take advantage of newspaper, or those copper scouring pads.. this is how I roll..

Good question... not sure of the brand, I think it's Charmin. It has to be soft, none of the cheap sandpaper junk!

Charmin Ultra-less is more! nice question btw

I use Twilight by Stephanie Myer.

"The Sun"

I use sandpaper.