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If you had to choose what would you do? its funny?

1. (A) be breathtakingly beautiful but have to go to prison for five years, or (B) always be plain looking but never go to jail?

2. Would you rather be stuck in a one room cabin for two weeks during a severe snow storm with (A) George W. Bush,

or (B) Michael Jackson?

3.would you rather (A) always be extremely rich but never meet the person of your dreams, or (B) never make more than minimum wage your whole life but find true love?

4. (A) always have tons and tons of sex but it’s never better than mediocre (“oh…that again”), or (B) never have sex more than twice a year (once every six months) your entire life but both times are absolutely mind-blowing unbelievable?

5. If you had to choose…would you rather (A) be famous but die at 58, or (B) always be anonymous but live until 98?

6. Would you rather be called (A) a creep, or (B) a cow

7. Would you rather (A) Have the worst personality ever, but be gorgeous on the outside and unable to change your personality or, (B) Be hideous, with a heart of gold and great personality but unable to change your physical looks?

8. Would you rather (A) Go 1 month without bathing, or, (B) Have to take 10 showers a day at minimum?

9. Would you rather (A) Have 5 children that are always causing choas and never calm down or (B) Go without children your whole life?

10. Would you rather (A) Jump naked into the Nile River or (B) Jump fully clothed into the Dead Sea?

Now choose your favorite of the 2:

Coke or Pepsi?

Vanilla or Chocolate?

Raspberry or Caramel?

Purple or Red?

Long hair or short hair?

Nightime or morning?

Fat caring person or Buff jerk?

Pasta or burgers?

Laptop or smartphone?

Extremely clean or extremely messy?

Have fun if 5 people answer I will answer them too. :)

Update:

1. B

2. A

3. B

4. A

5. B

6. B

7. B

8. B

9. A

10. B

Pepsi, Vanilla, Caramel, Purple, Long Hair, Night time, Fat caring person, pasta, Laptop,Extremely clean.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yayy I love these!!!

    1. B. Jail is not for me no way.

    2. B. michael jackson, at least he can sing.

    3. B. Which is pretty much my life right now lol

    4. B. only because why do it over and over again if it's that boring, that's why they make vibrators :p

    5. B. I'd rather live longer

    6. A.

    7. B probably but that's a tough one. But at least if I have the best personality ever and I die alone I will at least entertain myself lol

    8. B. I could never go a month without bathing ew

    9. A. I love kids even the chaos I would deal

    10. A.

    Coke

    Chocolate

    Raspberry

    Purple

    Long

    Nighttime

    Fat caring person

    Burgers

    Laptop

    Extremely clean

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    1 B

    2 B

    3 A

    4 B

    5 A

    6 A

    7 B

    8 A

    9 B

    10 B

    coke, chocolate, caramel, red, medium hair, morning, fat caring, pasta, smartphone & clean.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    fuucck this

  • 9 years ago

    b,b,a,b,b,b,a,a,b,b,sprite,strawberry,red,long,nightime,buff,pasta,laptop,clean

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  • 9 years ago

    no thanks

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