If you were God how would you relay your will to humans?

I'd tell a few marginally-literate people in a certain region of the world, then sit back and watch them all kill each other over it for a couple thousand years. That would really be fun.

If I were God I would just appear. Not leave behind fallacy-infested man-made accounts, and prophets who spread anecdotal evidence, and a random, infinite wasteland of a universe with no meaning apart from that which humans create.

It is impossible for any god to exist in a universe that fully looks like it never received revelation, like it was not really designed and depends on glacially slow natural and physical processes, and where the only civilization and value in it comes from the applications of human animals.

Of course some people will say God just sits back and relaxes to watch what we do, or that he died after the Big Bang, or that he will reward us after death for the tremendous burden of continued living in such a world, or so on. This is all equally meaningless. No one can make logical assumptions about a mentally woven entity.

Toy prove my existence:

If I didn`t expose myself to every human at least once, I`d do something that could not be explained by science. I would make the sun split in two while retaining the same amount of mass (for each star) once a year. That would be impossible to explain and I would only do it for this planet`s star.

To relay my will:

Everyone would know. I wouldn`t use prophets. Hearsay doesn`t hold up in court, why should it if it attempts to explain God?

Why would I care what humans do...I am God. I am not a human.

Or do you want me to be a human god?

Would I still be god?

The mind of god is a human mind. God thinks like humans think. God is my daddy. He cares about me.

Yeah ok. Fun game. Did you want any sort of a basis in any kind of reality or are we totally in fantasy land here?

Yeah ok I am god and I get mad and angry and I love and I hate and I get jealous and I get frustrated and sometimes I kill babies to force humans to comply with my demands because I am a retard god limited in my abilities. I am so stupid I do not know how to enlighten all humans at the same time so they know I am real.

I would act like Sheogorath, and randomly drive people nuts. Then I would ask for nonsensical offerings of cheese, cabbage, and thread. I would answer prayers in the strangest ways possible. Finally, at the End of Days, I would destroy the Earth with a flood of rats and a deluge of flaming german shepards.

Talk to them directly and while they're conscious; i.e. not in their dreams. Talking to them all at the same time would be better than having to talk to one and then asking him/her to spread the word.

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I'd make sure everyone is born knowing the will.

* I would use the Constellations to draw History to be fulfilled. (He did).

* I would put my Glory in my Creation all around Man (He did).

* I would inspire people through the ages - millenia - to speak of me (He did).

* I would allow other civilizations to leave vestiges of their civilizations for people to know how great I was (He did).

* I would inspire people to say precise things about the Earth that no one knew at the time, to be discovered thousandss of years later (He did).

* I would inspire people to write about precise events in determined locations - like NYC at the 9-11 happenings - so when people read about this, they can understand I 'knew' about them even before they started (which He did).

Ans so many other things (which He did)

God gave us freewill and he inspired 40 individuals to write the Bible for our instructions. If we are too arrogant or dumb to take advantage of these gifts, so be it.

I wouldn't...Humans are all grown up now... got a place of their own etc...everything they need...their own lives to lead... and like a good loving parent...I would not interfere..;-))

Try to explain all you know to a cockroach.

Explain a simpler concept, the color yellow to an ant.

Think about it!