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Walking Dead fans: Who would you choose to team up with in the zombie apocalypse?

You come upon the following pairs. Choose one to team up with and one to send on his or her way. Have some fun and feel free to elaborate. Explain some of your choices.

1) A - Barak Obama with his signature hope and change; B - Ted Nugent with a bow and arrows and a .45 ACP w/ammo to spare

2) A - Woody Harrelson with a banjo and a bong (sorry, no weed); B - George W. Bush with a chainsaw and ax

3) A - Bono; B - Sean Penn

4) A - Dave Navarro with a battery powered tattoo gun and acoustic guitar; B - An aging veterinarian that is also an experienced farmer

5) A - Scott Ian and his infant child; B - An aging fellow who knows how to repair engines

6) A - Joel Osteen; B - Pamela Anderson

7) A - Your closest, dearest friend/lover/sibling; B - Chuck Norris

Update:

Addendum: I apologize. I may not have been clear with my question. Please, choose an "A" or "B" from each enumerated pair. Thanks for you time. Again, I'm hoping folks will have fun with this. Heck, throw in your own "Either..., or..." pairs.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago
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    I just need myself.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    i comprehend on the tip of season 2 Rick says that this is a ailment this is already interior human beings. All survivors are carriers is what Jenner (CDC guy) advised Rick before he blew the region aside. as quickly as you die (does not rely how different than the pinnacle for sure) it reanimates you and turns you into the strolling ineffective. The pathogen has not been mentioned nor the source of the place it got here from. I advise come on, it grew to alter into pandemic I doubt all people ought to pinpoint the source of the place it got here from seeing the way it went all out of hand. and that i agree, I doubt the writers will pass into the an infection seeing as this could be a instruct of drama and that even interior the comics it rarely touched base on it.

  • 9 years ago

    My brother and Chuck Norris. My brother is fat enough and slow enough to keep the zombies busy feasting on him. Chuck Norris is a martial artist and a vet. Good enough to keep me safe for awhile.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    zombies are people who go into ufo ships to be healed by "aliens".

    you live only once. after you die, you either go to hell or heaven.

    different creatures like phoenixes, dinosaurs, monsters really exist, but be careful because demons know about these creatures and will mix in their lies to draw you away from God.

    white magic=black magic=asking demons for help=spells=really bad for your future.

    meditation leads to demon possession.

    pagan gods/goddesses are demons. all demons are male though.

    tattoos give rights to demons to bother you.

    women, who had giants as kids with demons (anunaki), were cursed by God to become sirens.

    masons, who built tower of babel to fight God, were cursed by God to become apemen and elephantmen.

    vampires/werewolves are high-level witches who are completely demon-possessed.

    aliens are demons. ghosts are demons. demons move the ouija board too.

    demons show pictures to psychics/mediums/seers/astrologers. tarot cards and crystal ball are tricks to fool the eye.

    80 foot dinosaurs will come out from underground through sinkholes and lakes, and start eating people up; antichrist is a red-eye gay man with white powder on his face; mark of the antichrist is a green electronic nwo tattoo with sixes that is given by lasers when people stretch their hands to receive a new small gray world passport; fallen angels=demons=aliens in ufos=ascended masters=ghosts=channeled entities=dead relatives during seances=spirit guides=pagan gods=greys=automatic writing spirits, etc.; atlantis (where aliens make humans their puppets) is underneath mariana trench; china will attack russia; don't worship the antichrist; don't take "the chip, world passport, and nwo tattoo"; don't go into a ufo ship under any circumstances

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    obviously 7, but chuck norris is my dearest friend/lover/sibling

  • 9 years ago

    Stay solo and if you wind up in a group, deal with it then.

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