What is the best insult you've ever heard?

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

I looked ugly up in a dictionary and saw ur face.

Reply to this: I don't still have a dictionary with pictures!

Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?

Whatever, see you in the summer . . . Wait, I won't see you you'll be in Weight Watchers camp!

I saw you at that Lady Gaga concert . . . For a minute I thought you were her but then I realized that Lady Gaga doesn't dress the crazily.

The door is over there in case you didn't notice.

Oo. Look who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.

Hmmm, difficult selection. In no particular order, i admire: -Face like a bulldog licking crap off thistle. -would not pee on you in case you have been on hearth. -If I gave you £5 and in no way observed you back, it may well be worth it. -An **** like 2 badly-parked beetles.

Churchill was a master of insult, particularly in response to one. A woman once said to him, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your morning tea," to which he replied, "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it!"

I could make you feel so low, that you could walk under a pregnant woman, with a top hat~!

1) In order for you to insult me, I would have to first value your opinion.

2) ***** please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

3) Why? Because **** you, that's why.

That's all I got.

numbnuts

Fu**ing sack of $hit

i know you are, but what am i?