I need some good funny insults.?

1. You must've been born on the side of the road because that's where most accidents happen.

2. Wow, a thought came across your head...must've been a long and hard journey.

3. If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

4. (my personal favorite) dumb@$$

5. If I wanted to make a comeback, I'd have wiped it off your mom's chin.

6. I'm trying to see from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my @$$.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

You and I are so alike! Except, we have nothing in common.

You (or your parents) must have such a good sense of humor, since you have a face (name) like that.

What a maroon!

You'll never be the man your mother is.

"if I had a dollar for every brain you dont have, ill have 1 dollar".

**** you **** *** *****

Yeah this isn't really the ideal place to ask.