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? asked in Food & DrinkVegetarian & Vegan · 9 years ago

Why do girls with vegan boyfriends keep wanting me to bang them?

I have a lot of vegan friends. Mostly because they make me look really muscular and dominant by comparison when we hang out in public. Here's the problem, my little vegan bro's chicks keep wanting to bang me? I don't want to lose my vegan bros, they make the perfect wing men at bars. What should I do?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    tell them there gfs are sluts and to dump them. bros before hoes

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    When you see a troll post a question or answer, just block them. It makes it easier to identify when they use that account to ask questions etc because even if they change their name there will still be a little symbol next to their name telling you that you blocked them, so you can just ignore them and not answer their question.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Guessing they want something softer with less stamina for a change.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I think it's funny that you would admit to feeling so insecure that you seek out people who make you look good in comparison, let alone make up a story like this. You must feel very very small if you think this little fiction makes you seem like you're the man.

    Don't you know that the truly attractive man is attractive all by himself? Only losers feel the need for less attractive side kicks.

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  • 9 years ago

    lmao! Oh please! Like we're really going to believe that you have ever had friends, a girlfriend, let alone anyone else's!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Give em the celery stick!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Aww, that's quite funny.

    Considering that NO woman wants to go with a man who refers to 'lovemaking' (grown-up term, you might want to remember it) as 'banging' you've got to be......what? 13?

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Three words: IN YOUR DREAMS!

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