What is your favorite thing to say when a telemarketer calls?

Hey ricky thank god you called I killed her I f*cking killed her man ooooh god

If their really persistent I will say Ricky ? dafuc you talking about come on we gotta bury this chick

LOL. I like yours. Next time, I'm going to use it. I usually just hang up on them. A while ago, I'd put the receiver under a cushion of my couch and go about my business. That was fun, too.

I can't speak the engrish okay (hangs up) Herro Herro! In a funny accent.

"Me an me mates were walkin down the pavement, smokin fags when we saw a slag come off a lift lookin for a loo, do you remember that day love?" in a British accent

I speak in German. They hang up.

I usually try to sell them something of my own....

I just hang up very nicely *says very nicely*

"Who is this, you just called a crime seine, how do you know the diciest?"

Hello. No she's not available. *i'm the one they're looking for ;)*

I tell them to go kill themselves.