Have you been touched by the Invisble Pink Unicorn?

Question

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.

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vnkotz · Accepted Answer

yes...he comes at night...and he touches me with his invisble pink horn, which leaves a rainbow stain upon my belly button where he touches me. But you know, now that I think about it, he's more of a shade of magenta...that's right, he's not invisble to me...I'm so special he reveals himself to me, I shall be his prophet. By the way, his name Herbet, and he wishes me to inform you that he farts glitter and poops butterflies...and one day he shall save us all in a flurry of rainbow goodness.

Anonymous · Answer

The IPU came to me in a dream last night and told me I am worthy to live in Pink Unicorn heaven when I die - I have just got to believe in it!

Does it mean I can no longer be a follower of The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Anonymous · Answer

Enjoy your false religion.  I will be with the Flying Spaghetti Monster when I die.  I will enjoy the beer volcanoes with the pirates.

Nidhi · Answer

You may be schidzophrenic . I don't mean this in a bad way, but you need to get yourself checked. :)

I have PMS and a gun · Answer

Well, once it tried to hump my leg so I kicked it, does that count?

Duck · Answer

BLASPHEMER!  You are the anti-pasta!

You will be forced to live eternity with flat beer and strippers with STDs!

Come to the true faith ... be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

R'amen!

It&#39;s your truth, you prove it. · Answer

What are you implying? I haven't touched anyone.

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Have you been touched by the Invisble Pink Unicorn?

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