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granny

Lv 7

granny asked in Society & Culture Languages · 9 years ago

Funny double entendre sentences anyone?

Need funny sentences with a double/ambiguous meaning.

Very greatful for your cooperation, thanks!

Update:

Thanks Erik, read both suggestions, I actually recollected a few.

I now have a smile on my face...well...where else would I have it, on my knee?

Update 2:

Thanks Dr. R., you are always busy!

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Erik Van Thienen
Lv 7
9 years ago
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Groucho Marx was a master at that :
- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Marx,_Groucho
- http://www.marx-brothers.org/info/quotes.htm
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Lv 4
5 years ago
Funny Ambiguous Sentences
Source(s): https://shorte.im/a0d09
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Lv 7
9 years ago
The war to end all wars.LOL
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