Complete the sentence: If I was a fish, I would...?

If I was a fish, I would try to make a wish that I would no longer be a fish, because I would eventually end up on a dish, where I soon would no longer exsist, but then again that would be a waste of a wish because no matter how hard I would try to make such a wish I would still just be a tiny little fish.

probably be caught by fisherman in a net, be cut open and frozen and shipped to a warehouse. They would cut me up more and put me into frozen sushi. This sushi would be sold to a high class restaurant, but they would sell it as though it were fresh. Eventually customers would discover this conspiracy and revolt against this food system and the local economy. After a greater political coup and mobbed uprising, i would be responsible for the singlehanded downfall of Eurasia.

I would be a well kept highly expensive fish in someones home that valued me and kept my water clean, fed me what I like and I would never be in danger of being eaten by anyone or anything. Then I could stare out of my nice clean tank, and chuckle at how much they paid for me while eating their food and wondering if they are as happy as me!!

If I was a fish, I would NOT be on Yahoo! Answers. Why? I wouldn't have fingers to type on the keyboard. http://netanimations.net/moving_animated_scuba_fis...

If I was a fish, I would probably be a little buck bass in a small pond chasing after all the big egg-loaded females...

... jump out of the lake and bite you on the foot then proceed to give you a sound thrashing with your ugly stick.

teach you to come after me with anything less than a phenix or loomis...

Would be a big ol' flathead. That would go around breaking lines.

get the heck out of here before one of you guys throws a bait at me and gets me in the net!

I would screw around with you and keep biting your lure and letting go before you set the hook and waist your time so you cant catch my wife.

... not be intimidated by the 'experts' on this forum."