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what are some of your favorite quotes?
Most of mine are from songs, but anyways here's a few
"how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying"
"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it"
"think happy thoughts think happy thoughts"
"fu** fu** fu** fu** guys i think we're fu**ed"
Ok I just though of another one "Better stay on that side of the street motherfu**er! I will knock you out!" Lol and thanks for all the answers most of them cracked me up :D I'll leave it open for a little while longer
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- OliviaLv 49 years agoFavorite Answer
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish he will eat for a life time. Give a man a religion he will die praying for a fish.
Source(s): lol atheism <3 - ?Lv 79 years ago
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed
--Michael Jordan
- 9 years ago
i have one favorite here:
"you dont say!"
and adding "if you now what i mean" in a freaky voice to anything will make it funny lol
- ?Lv 79 years ago
'When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, turn back and give life a thousand reasons to smile' :)
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- Anonymous9 years ago
Fail again, fail better.
- Anonymous9 years ago
"wanna get high"
-Towlie from South Park
- Anonymous9 years ago
"Yeah I raped her, but how much money will I need to pay to make her go away?" --Kobe Bryant
