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what should I do????
my mother is sitting on the couch near me and keeps farting what should I do? I vote slap her till she stops.
3 Answers
- ?Lv 69 years ago
i vote for a nice daily cup of tea made of cardamom, chamomile, cinnamon or cloves to stimulate digestion, reduce the bacteria that cause putrefaction and improving intestinal mobility (less farting).
it works like a charm at least for me :o)
other solution is getting yourself a gas mask, slapping will not solve nothing and trust me after she's gone from this world even her farts will be missed.
"God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers."
Old Proverb
Source(s): personal experience - 9 years ago
Rub your eyes and scream 'Ahhh it burns!' haha ( but make sure she knows you're just joking )
