I wish I was dead but I am not so how do I put my self in a coma?

throw yourself from a fifth floor, you will be alive but barely or

drive your car around some place where you can easily crash and reverse around everywhere

eat rat poison or take like hundreds of depression pills

drink vodka and red bull after you smoke weed and sniffed a few bumps

hope i helped

GET PROFESSIONAL THERAPY

I feel that way 1/2 of the time, thinking it would be better that I had died, and wished I were dead. I have stood at the edge of the subway platform and tempted myself to jump in front of the oncoming train. But there is always something holding me in place, as much as I try. Then I think, if I don't land properly I will fail and become a vegetable, and there's nothing worse than a botched suicide.

I want to die, because a lot of the time it simply doesn't make sense for me to live. It seems that there is absolutely nothing to live for but a controlled environment that seems to negate my very existence, and doesn't allow me to be who I want to be and when I want to be it. It all boils down to other peoples expectations, and most of the time I don't want other people 's expectations because it causes me too much pain.

THESE ARE THOUGHTS, NOT ACTIONS!

It's a paradox really. In my attempt to live, I nearly killed myself. That's how strong the will to live is. As much as I don't like living and existing in this world of keeping up with the jones', at the same time I am willing to put the effort in to live.

Life is not easy, and may not seem worth it. So I am stuck with the suicidal thoughts, but acting on them is where the effort lies. So as long as the thoughts are not actions, try to laugh at them and eventually they will pass, and if they persist, just ignore them as much as possible and turn cheek and distract yourself.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO BE A VEGETABLE....remember that,

There's a good book out there called How I Survived When My Brain Was Trying To Kill Me...I suggest you give it a read, and always remember that this too shall pass, and remember what's on the other side.

Hope that helps!:)

Vegetables can feel emotions...bad ones :(. And most eventually end up getting eaten, a very painful process.

First off, you do not want to be a vegetable! Get yourself some help. What is so wrong that you feel the need to want to kill yourself?

You should seek professional assistance and go from there.