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I need a riddle joke for school.?
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What did Noah say when the animals began entering the ark?
Answer: Now I Herd Everything
Please don't write anything offensive, thank you.
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- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
A. Every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
A. "Look at the board and I'll go through it again!"
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Source(s): hope i helped u - Anonymous9 years ago
What's big and happy? A whale wearing a new hat.