Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Need help closing a portal to a strange Hell-dimension?

I and one of my friends were driving around yesterday, just killing time, when we found a rock laying by the side of the road. Well, turns out that it was exotic matter, and anyway, we got bored and used it to create a traversable wormhole. I don't feel like explaining how that happened, but it involved a crap ton of math. Someone even drew a sigma. It was terrifying.

Anyway, I don't know how to put this, but I'll put it this way. We opened a portal to something that looks an awful lot like Hell. I mean, it's not literally Hell, but it sure does have a lot of lava, darkness, and things that look like common house cats but can turn you into shrews.

So, uh, here's the question. How do I shut the portal? It's kind of bad. Like, really bad. I mean, my friend can't really help because he's...uh, never mind. He's okay. He has not become a shrew. Not at all. Not at aoisdufaoiseruawh

Sorry, a shrew just ran across the keyboard. Anyway, how do I make this stop?

Update:

I found Waldo. He was a shrew.

3 Answers

Relevance
  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    All you have to do is reflect the cats' powers back on them so that they turn into powerless shrews. Then run through the portal into the dimension, hit the self-destruct button in there, and run back out before the whole place blows up.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    You must go down there and find the Soul cube that Dr. Betruger stole. Utilizing it you ought to spoil the Cyberdemon. The Soul dice will then fly into the porthole, sealing the evil away.

  • 9 years ago

    LOL find Waldo he'll know what to do. :)

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.