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whats the funiest joke you know?

please help with a little comedy relief answer with your funniest jokes, and i will rate the funniest with best answer

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

    The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

    The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

    The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

    The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

    "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

    "Maybe you should spit out the plate!

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    9 years ago

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