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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

Help i think my baby dinosaur is dying?

i found him a couple of weeks ago by some caves and have been secretly feeding him my breakfasts and scraps and he also ate my mother but i forgave him, hes not eating anymore and turned a pale colour what do i do?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    CPR if that doesnt work, you have to go on a long, dangerous journy to find the cure. First you have to break into the closest vets office, kill everyone there then find some blue pills, next you have to bring the baby to the same cave you found it and give it the pills, next knock it out, and head to Toyako, head to the office that they make monster movies, kill the body guards, hold a gun to the producer's head, and sell them the baby for their next monster movie

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Hmmmmm, this seems like a case of Dino-rexia. You should have a talk with your baby dino and tell him that it's alright to not be as skinny as the Dino models in all the cave paintings.

  • 9 years ago

    I think you should donate him to the RSPCA... they're the experts (unless you're a qualified dinosaur breeder). It sounds like he might be depressed, but dinosaurs don't cope well with depression and it can affect their entire immune system, so you'll probably have to get him put down :(

    Source(s): I'm a dinosaur.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    keep him away from goblins, they have been known to snatch animals in caves...call Gandalf, he might be able to help you.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I think ALL dinosaurs died a long time ago.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Nurse him back to health by breast feeding him.

  • Sell it.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Kill it, then preserve its bones.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    you'll need to sacrifice yourself

    sorry

  • 9 years ago

    WTF!

    RAWRRR

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