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? asked in Society & CultureEtiquette · 9 years ago

Do you think it's justified to shoot someone who farted?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes, especially if the fart in question is cut in an elevator or a car or some other small confined space.

    Just wait until all the non-farting passengers have exited the vehicle or whatever first, you don't want an innocent person to die with the stench of some douchetard's breakfast burrito lingering in their nostrils.

  • 9 years ago

    I support prosecution to the foulest extent of the law, but for the public safety I would suggest a 'farter's prison', rather than pulling the plug. And the gas chamber would be like a vacation for these deviants.

  • 9 years ago

    Absolutely. Especially when there is a room full of people and someone farts one of those silent ones. Those are the worse. Those people should be executed.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Is it ok to shoot someone in the mouth that belches(burps) it is the same thing

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  • 9 years ago

    Garrotte the bastard. Leave him in the trunk of his own car. They will think it's a mob hit.

  • Possum
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Only if you shoot them with a gas jet from your butt.

  • 9 years ago

    Only if your mouth was open.

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